I gotta be honest, I would starve before I subject my co-workers to highly odorous foods in an enclosed cubicle space. Working in an office sucks bad enough but stuff like that is just indefensible to me.
You are almost there!
Fear is the path to true Bard Hatred. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the knowledge that your coworker is a bard, and that is the reason that they are constantly having loud personal conversations on their cell phone ... on SPEAKER.