D&D General Gnome Revenge Table

I was watching the following youtube and I think it inspired me with anger

so I created a random Gnome Revenge Table.


Might as well include my gnome rant as well

Enjoy.

A streamer runs a YouTube channel called Pointy Hat, has a difficult to place but attractive accent, and speaks at a mile a minute like a hamster on caffeine...

...and he has problems with gnomes?

Quickleaf said:

A streamer runs a YouTube channel called Pointy Hat, has a difficult to place but attractive accent, and speaks at a mile a minute like a hamster on caffeine...

...and he has problems with gnomes?

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He's Latino, and is copping a "Spanish radio host" voice.

Parmandur said:

He's Latino, and is copping a "Spanish radio host" voice.

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So you're saying the "Spanish radio host" voice is a minor illusion?

He's a forest gnome with an anti-gnome agenda, obviously.

There aren't bad gnome characters but bad writters.



Then according the video this crazy girl could a gnome, isn't she?



Critical Role has showed us gnomes PCs can be cool and fun, hasn't it?

* I loved the cartoon "David the gnome". What sad but beatiful the song "Slitzweitz" in the credits of the last episode! Other anime from my childhood was "Delfy and Lilibit" and "Memole of the Pointed Hat"

* The handicap for the gnomes as PC race is in 2nd they were too limited to illusionist or rogues/thief, and even when this was fixed in the last edition the damage was done.

Gnomes can be tinkerers or artificers but also they should can be good monster trainers or riders.

* Why not a "jump, lesser" catrip? If you want a shorter martial artist style Krilin (Dragon Ball).